1.I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me.But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.
2.If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.
3.Sheldon:Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard,lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors,scissors decapitates lizard,lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock,and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
4.Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon:That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
5.Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
6.Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
7.Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.
Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
8. Sheldon: My brain is better than everybody's!
9.Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart。
10.From now on, I'm gonna say yes -- yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life; whatever it may be, the answer's going to be yes.
11. You have to have the courage to end the relationship. Break it off,shake hands, walk away.I know it's hard, honey, but that's how you grow。
12.Just make sure, you know, you appreciate those who... who are still there for you。
13.Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,
and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;
in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.
It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,
nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
I could go on, but I think I've made my point.
14.The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it。